I'm a fangirl, I fangirl over bands, deal with it.
Also, I really like tattoos. A lot.
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert: ask them whats up. if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert. if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"